Kellyanne Conway has a new job – Saleswoman, Presidential branch. She is probably feeling under-worked in her main job as counselor to the president. She needed an additional job to keep her busy

The Ivanka Trump brand was having a bit of trouble. The ordinary sales staff just could not succeed and they lost the Nordstom account and a few others. A sales boost was needed.

And what better way to increase sales than by diversifying a bit by opening a Presidential branch. And who better to head it than the stylish mistress of misdirection. A new job for Kellyanne Conway.

There may be a few ethical issues. But surely those can be fixed.

If I recall correctly one of the first orders of business in our Republican House was to gut the ethics office. They changed their minds because of the public outcry but perhaps they can reconsider.

Perhaps an executive order can solve the problem. If not, there is always the Presidential pardon route.